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So the Minister had the bodies of his Majesty's Opposition embalmed an… — The Devil's Dictionary

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The Devil's Dictionary — Ambrose Bierce

So the Minister had the bodies of his Majesty's Opposition embalmed and stuffed with straw, put back into the seats of power and nailed there. Forty votes were recorded against every bill and the nation prospered. But one day a bill imposing a tax on warts was defeated--the members of the Government party had not been nailed to their seats! This so enraged the King that the Prime Minister was put to death, the parliament was dissolved with a battery of artillery, and government of the people, by the people, for the people perished from Ghargaroo.

Place: ¶1096
License: Public domain · Source
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