Ere babes were invented The girls were contended. Now man is tormented… — The Devil's Dictionary
SAPIR 861
Ere babes were invented The girls were contended. Now man is tormented Until to buy babes he has squandered His money. And so I have pondered This thing, and thought may be 'T were better that Baby The First had been eagled or condored.
Open Scriptures Hebrew Bible (WLC), CC BY 4.0