The bard who would prosper must carry a book, Do his thinking in prose… — The Devil's Dictionary
SAPIR 861
The bard who would prosper must carry a book, Do his thinking in prose and wear A crimson cravat, a far-away look And a head of hexameter hair. Be thin in your thought and your body'll be fat; If you wear your hair long you needn't your hat.
Open Scriptures Hebrew Bible (WLC), CC BY 4.0