WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can with some di… — The Devil's Dictionary
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WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can with some difficulty be made, and which is used also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread _per capita_ of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.
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