If I were a jolly archbishop, On Fridays I'd eat all the fish up-- Sal… — The Devil's Dictionary

The Devil's Dictionary — Ambrose Bierce

If I were a jolly archbishop, On Fridays I'd eat all the fish up-- Salmon and flounders and smelts; On other days everything else.

Place: ¶117
License: Public domain · Source
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